dear iTunes
thank you for the email. It had all kinds of new things, new music, new books, new collections, some great prices and all. I saw a group of books and clicked on the link:
Seriously iTunes? We’ve known each other since Day One of iTunes. I was there when you were announced and we all stood around and tried to figure out what music wasn’t on iTunes. I’ve kept you updated and moved my library from computer to computer, just for you.
So what’s up with this business, every single time you send me an email advertising your wares. Oh iTunes, you could have been the coolest kid on the block…
What is this going to mean? Check ink each time we go there?